Thursday, September 17, 2009

Dude Porn



Chick Porn part deux: Back to the tired old chestnut "romance = chick porn." Besides teh ebil, ebil (yet titillating) sex that's rampant (tee hee) in rom lit, critics often lob the "romance = brainless formulaic pap" chestnut as well. I'm not going to go into why there's nothing wrong with a little formulaic-ness because plenty of other wiser folk have done it so well already, but I want to know why people don't get so friggin' up in arms about the formulaic pap that is Dude Porn.

"Chick Porn" = focus on emotional conflict. It's everything from "I'm a virtuous Quaker and you're a licentious Duke who had a stroke and I can't fall in love with you but O NOES!" to "I'm an emotionally locked down female surgeon and you're the (younger) hottie darling of society so I can't believe you love me and now we're stuck in the Swat Valley during an uprising O NOES!" to a million other stories exploring (but not limited to) the following: childhood abuse, wife abuse, dislexia, racism, classism, women's oppression, etc.

"Dude porn" = I'm at the bottom of the food chain and my life sucks... But guess what? It's going to start sucking worse! Oh snap, now EVERYONE's out to get me! I hit rock bottom O NOES!! ADRIAAAANNNNN!!!!... I figure out some incredibly improbable solution, blow up the bad guys, get the girl, and now I'm at the TOP of the food chain, muthafuka!

Where are all those self righteous critics who hate on rom lit all the time? Why aren't they bemoaning the zombifying effects of Die Hard and XXX? Yet there's something about a genre written BY WOMEN, FOR WOMEN, that addresses WOMEN'S NEEDS, CONCERNS AND DESIRES - and yes, some of it is crap but a lot of it is really quite excellent - that turns people into... well... mindless zombie-critics "RRrraarr... Brrraainz... Rrrrrr... Romance baaaaaaddd..."

Women and men have different kinds of "porn" but that doesn't mean it has to be badly written, either the chick or dude variety. I read romances but I like sci-fi, horror and British mob movies too. Why all the hate only for rom lit? Srsly, does the world really need another Fast and Furious? But GOD FORBID there's a woman somewhere in the (fictional) universe who's happy, both in and out of the sack. Time to get out witch-burning implements!

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"Chick Porn"



Do you have to have sex in romance? What is the role of explicit descriptions of sex and, more generally, sexual tension in romance stories? I've been thinking about this for a long time, at least ever since the Princeton romance conference (Love as the Practice of Freedom), which I was fortunate enough to attend because Princeton is pretty close to NYC (gotta love that New Jersey Transit, a godsend for us car-less freaks.)

The old anti-romance literature chestnut "romance = chick porn" has made us romance readers defensive on more than one occasion, yet there does seem to be some truth to it. A friend of mine once told me that he could always tell if a book was a romance by whether or not there was sex in it. Of course, there are plenty of romances that don't have explicit sex, but they tend to be "inspirational (ie. Christian) romance," and of course there are plenty of classics included in the romance canon that don't (Austen and Heyer's books come to mind). The definition of romance is any story in which the romance is the central plot device, and that covers a large section of literature, both modern and classic.

Romantic elements are in the vast majority of fictional works, including "dude porn" (which I'll get into in another post). Examples are The Matrix as well as several Bruce Willis flicks (ie. as a subplot in his fame-making Die Hard and as main elements in both The Fifth Element and 12 Monkeys.) In fact, probably more movies (and books) have a romantic element than don't, and it's not only romance novels that that get steamy with teh sexxoring - plenty of mainstream films contain fairly explicit sex scenes (Top Gun and The Big Easy immediately come to mind.)

However, my friend and his 15-second-romance-test do speak to a certain truth; that is, that modern day romances almost always come with teh sex, of one degree of explicitness to another from your run of the mill 3 - 4 sex scene romance to your non-stop romantica orgy. Which got me to thinking... Can you have a romance without sex? How integral is the sex to the romance?

Is it just for the sake of titillation? Not that there's anything wrong with titillation - as a feminist, I personally think it's great that there are depictions of women enjoying sex in non-oppressive, even nurturing, relationships. In fact, that's probably where a lot of anti-romance sentiment comes from - these are stories in which the men are not only awesome, they're great lovers as well! This would be very threatening to men who are uncertain of how they compare to these super-lovers, especially if their ideal sexual partner is a Fredericks of Hollywood-ed woman who's basically a living blow-up doll, someone who demands nothing and exists only (in their mind) to cheerfully provide them with non-stop sexual gratification, like a Stepford Wife crossed with a sexbot. An entire genre in which women achieve their own sexual gratification, and in which their partners are also interested in their personal and sexual welfare, would freak these guys the fuck out.

So, is romance possible without sex? I don't think it really is. In the real world you're not attracted to every guy who's funny and nice and has a great personality. Sure you like them, and you'll probably end up friends, but it's the ones you feel a certain something for that you'd say you were "attracted to." And if they feel that certain something for you too then it might develop into something more. So no, I don't think it's possible to have a real romance story without at least a little sex. Otherwise, it's just a story about friends. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's not romance.

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Bella's Epistolary Intervention

My alternate title for this post was "Glaring Is Not Romantic, Either!" Excerpts from the said friend's article:


Dear Bella,

I still can’t believe that you moved to a town named after an eating utensil! I mean really, Forks, Washington?!? Anyway, I just want you to know that our little crew of misfits and freaks really misses you and we hope you won’t forget us. Sugar, write back. I want to know everything that’s going on.

All the best,
J



Bells,

There is absolutely no reason to blame yourself. Just because “the most beautiful guy you’ve ever met” freaks out around you and tries to withdraw out of biology class doesn’t mean that it’s your fault. People, especially guys, can act odd for a number of reasons, hormones perhaps, I don’t know? What I do know is that you shouldn’t beat yourself up. Bella, you’re a smart, creative and funny person. Anyone who’s worth you spending your time thinking about should relate to you on that. If you and he had actually had any interaction besides staring at each other, then maybe it would be worth trying to figure out what happened. But seriously, glaring at you is not reason enough for you to fall for him.

J



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Bella, Bella, Bella,

I’m not against Edward because he’s a vampire! It’s just that the more I hear about your relationship with him, the more it troubles me.

You’ve said that your relationship with Edward was different because you were the one pursuing Edward sexually, that he was pushing you away. He even told you that he doesn’t want to have sex before marriage because he is fearful of taking your “virtue.” Well, for starters Bella, your “virtue” is not tied up into your sexuality. A virtue is a character trait or quality valued as being good. So being kind is a virtue and so is standing up for justice. But a woman’s virginity or lack thereof is neither good nor bad. It’s not a quality, character trait or a virtue. It just is what it is.

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Sometimes I just get so tired of talking about all of this. I mean, think about how many hours we’ve spent talking about sex. Is there nothing else going on? What about global warming? What about the polar bears? I saw this documentary where they are having a harder and harder time finding food because the North Pole is melting. Shouldn’t we be thinking about this stuff way more than who we are dating?

Exasperatedly yours,
J



Dear Bella,

Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve heard from you! What, like a year now? I know you were upset at me over my last letter and I wasn’t sure that you’d write again but it’s good to hear from you...

Congratulations on graduating high school!

So, now you’re not only married, but you’re pregnant!?!?!

I’m really worried about you. I have half a mind to get on a plane and bring you back here for a weekend. Don’t you think it’s strange that your life has become all about Edward and this fetus you’re carrying? It’s like you’re choosing to enter into these oppressive relations and you don’t have to. At first, you were defining yourself in relation to Edward, and now it’s in relation to this fetus you’re carrying and I’m like, this is not a progression.

And then you tell me that not only are you pregnant, but that the fetus you’re carrying is killing you.

I just don’t think that women should have to continue with a pregnancy because it’s the so-called responsible thing to do. That’s the wrong decision to make because there’s nothing “to take responsibility for” just because you had sex.

And besides, just because women become pregnant, doesn’t mean they have to have a baby. Bella, we’re not breeders! Becoming pregnant is not magic and not some gift from god. Hello! It’s all about sperm meets egg. That’s just a natural fact. Maybe if you were paying more attention instead of only flirting with a guy who has constant urges to kill you in biology class....

Can you believe it? I used to think that abortion was an “abomination,” but a lot has changed and I’ve learned to look at the world different. And you know, abortion is NOT murder. It’s a medical procedure. And in this case, it can save your life. Your life matters. It matters to me, and it should matter to you—much more than any fetus.

Bella, we’re young. If I got pregnant, I would have an abortion and not look back. I’ve got dreams, Bella. I am passionate about so much sometimes it feels like I can hardly contain myself! Skateboarding! Music! Theater! Ending world hunger! I want to read every book and see every movie. I want to write poems about truth and life and revolution and love, to look around and get to know the world, however long I have in it. I want my life to be about something. At night I lie awake and think about being part of something that’s really going to be different. The world drifts through my mind sometimes in nightmares that are as real as any vampire or werewolf, probably more so, and outrageous dreams that this ever-changing world could really change for the better, in big ways and small. The moonlight seeps into my eyes in the dark, I can’t help but get up in the quiet of the night and look out at the city through my window, and sometimes for a moment there is a feeling that could only be called possibility. Bella, this should be the beginning of so many things—not the end. For us, and for all kinds of people on this crazy, complicated planet. Why not wake up, Bella, and join me in taking responsibility for all this?

J

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Creepy, stalker vampires are NOT ROMANTIC!!!




And they're not sexy either. But first, Buffy hands Edward his ass on a platter ("OMG, are you twelve??!!") - Buffy vs. Edward, a la Smart Bitches/Trashy Books.



Now for actual musings, on the series and on the letters. I’m a big fan of romance literature and, while there’s a lot of complexity (and often not a little patriarchal ideology) in romance, on the whole the stories are on the woman empowering side. Nowadays heroines are often older, not necessarily pretty, and not just “feisty” (ie. dumb clucks who run into danger, thus giving their manly men reason to rescue their Darwin Award-winning behinds) but actually strong, especially in the paranormal subgenre where these post-Buffy heroines are often physically kick-ass as well. Here are some of the comments from the Buffy vs. Edward video from SBTB:

“Oh. Holy. Jeebus. Best remix ever! The editing was awesome. Although it almost made me sad—Twilight is such a major step back from the empowerment message of the Buffy story. I think I’ll reward myself for finishing my current book by
rewatching the series...”

“That’s the most of ‘Twilight’ I’ve seen and I really have to say anybody who finds him romantic needs to have their heads examined. Creepy stalker with an eye issue. He’s not even good looking, ewww. I know teenage girls are weird, but ...”

“I loved this. Buffy has exactly the right attitude for dealing with stalking sparkly bloodsuckers.”


Now, the readers of this blog aren’t necessarily representative of romance readers in general. First off, they tend to be well educated and liberal. They’re also on the older side, so they’re probably not the target audience of young and/or hopelessly caught up in misogynistic ideology Twilight readers. Quite honestly, they were repelled by it.

The letter format of the article is an effective way of presenting the criticism in a way that teens and pre-teens could get into, rather than getting turned off by a heavy literary criticism. The kids are the ones who are buying into this whole Twilight thing, which is scary because their ideas of what’s romantic, and what’s sexy, is being shaped by this crap.

SB Sarah (of SBTB) posted today on Patrick Swayze’s death (very sad). She wrote about how his death meant more to her personally than Michael Jackson’s because, while Jackson’s death was “… a loss from [his fans’] childhood, of a person who was responsible for the soundtrack of their youth. For me, it wasn’t Jackson - it was Swayze, particularly Dirty Dancing.” She goes on to recount how this movie influenced her growing up, and as an adult, in particular her idea of what was romantic (hence, becoming a fan of romance writing.) Compare Dirty Dancing to Twilight. OMG, the comparisons are many! From the woman oppressing mess that is Twilight to DD, with its cute but non-“beautiful” Jewish heroine (who plans on joining the Peace Corps after high school), its the abortion subplot, its examination of class differences. OMG! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! It’s not Buffy (and I do have to concur with the commenter above – Joss Whedon, we miss you!!!) but it’s such a different idea of women and their proper role and the value they place on themselves and other women, and the meaning of virtue, what’s right and what’s wrong, all the things teens struggle with the most.

Another great point covered in the letters is that keeping on with her (teenaged!!!) pregnancy is not about being “responsible.” Like the letter says, there's nothing that says you have to have a baby just because you get pregnant:

“...[W]e’re not breeders! Becoming pregnant is not magic and not some gift from god. Hello! It’s all about sperm meets egg. That’s just a natural fact. Maybe if you were paying more attention instead of only flirting with a guy who has constant urges to kill you in biology class...”


Besides, THE CREEPY ASS FETUS IS KILLING HER!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! This is some sick, sick shit. Props to the letters' author on the fact that we’re more than baby machines... and for going into all the ways we can contribute to actually making the world a better place, as human beings who happen to be women, not uteruses with legs.

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Assholes are NOT ROMANTIC!!!



A friend recently sent me an article (in epistolary format) critiquing Twilight. As if the book itself weren't an indictment of Meyer, and religion and conservative ideology in general and Mormonism (of which church the author is a member) in particular.

But before I get into Twilight, some fun Twilight related stuff!




Apparently, Wuthering Heights is the fictional Bella and Edward’s fictional favorite book. Someone’s capitalized on the series success by trying to make money off re-packaging Bronte’s classic with the above cover. My brain, of course, combined it with the Hark-a-Vagrant cartoon which asks why assholes and alcoholic dickbags sell so many books.

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It's a polaroid orgy!

... Actually not really but here are the three other polaroids I scanned last night. Go me!





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Scanner + Polaroids = HAPPY!!!



Hooray! Got my scanner working! Actually, it's a long, drawn out saga of getting Mini (my mac) and Pinky (my pc netbook) and then my interwebs and wifi working. All of this techno crap because of Big Red, my (actually quite svelte) red Sony Reader. Couldn't work the reader without a computer, because they stopped letting us do stuff like this at work ;( This meant I had to go out and actually *gasp* get my own computer!!!! Me! Whose most technologically advanced gee-gaw was a $15 Virgin prepaid cell phone!! I had successfully avoided getting dragged into the computer age (actually, successfully avoided spending my own money on a computer) and I *had* to get one, all because of a certain hot-tempered red minx (oh, you sony reader, you!)

If you're forced by circumstances (and lust for ebooks) to get a computer, what do you do? You get a Mac (Mini), of course! If I'm going to have to get my own damn computer, then I'm at least going to get a damn Mac, goddammit! But guess what? Sony's eBookstore program DOESN'T WORK WITH MACS!!!! AAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!!! So what's a girl to do? Get a netbook of course (on sale for $250 at J&R... but in the unfortunate color pink... which I have gotten used to.) So, Mini will be for playing music, watching movies, futzing with pics and doing all those other Mac-y things while Pinky will be my companion to go to school (and download ebooks).

... Wait.

... I DON'T HAVE TEH INTERNETS!!!! OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!

So, thus continues the saga of getting internets and wifis (which, thanks to my buddy Fabio finally works - not the intenets, which is thanks to the evil and demon tenticular Verizon but the wifis). Wifi works, Mini and Pinky are all set to go, all I needed was a USB cord and my itty bitty HP all in one scanner/printer/copier would be online. USB cord was gotten last night at good ol' J&R and WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!

Next post - first scanned polaroids (cue 2001 Space Odyssey music). That is, after the one I just posted in this post :)

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Body butter and homemade lip balm



Ok, now that we’ve got all these lovely oils and butters we can make our first *real* recipe! Or recipes, we’ve got 2 ½ of them (you’ll see what I mean by the half). But first, we have to get our first non-regulation item: beeswax. This is the first thing you’ll probably have to get online, but don’t worry, I have links over to the right there with a place to go to: From Nature With Love. They sell everything. In fact, they sell so many things your biggest danger will be that you’re going to spend hours and hours perusing the site and all their wonderful goodies – one of the great things about FNWL is that they provide detailed descriptions of all their items and what their good for and stuff like that. They also have a section of recipes and a blog so check them out!

Now that you have your beeswax here are your 2 ½ recipes:


Lip Balm

1 part oil
1 part butter
2 parts beeswax

Again, pick oils and butters with properties you like. Or, you can do what I do and use coconut oil and cocoa butter because it smells *so damn good*!!! Another oil I like using, especially when the weather’s cold, is olive oil for it’s moisturizing effects. For more specific measurements:

2 teaspoons beeswax
1 teaspoon cocoa butter
1 teaspoon coconut oil
3 drops essential oil (peppermint is nice, but I love vanilla for this)

Put everything in a double boiler (a.k.a. a pyrex measuring cup immersed in a pot of boiling water) and melt it all together. When it’s all melted pour it into a tin or other small container. You can get these at FNWL, too. Use whatever you like – they have little rectangular tins with sliding tops or even lip balm tubes.

Body Butter

1 part beeswax
1 part oil
2 parts butter

For measurements:
½ cup beeswax
½ cup coconut oil (I’m going to stick with my favorites, but choose whatever you like)
1 cup cocoa butter
20 drops of essential oil (optional – some possibilities are ylang, rose, sandalwood or, my favorite, vanilla. But with the coconut and cocoa butter you really don’t need any EO’s. Really.) Pour this into a container – a tupperware works fine, or you can get something fancy-shmancy from FNWL.

Lotion Bar:

This is just the above body bar recipe poured into a mold (soap molds work fine, or you can be like me and use your ice cube tray or random Tupperware containers.) To use just rub it around like you would a bar of soap. Just don’t wash them off. This is a unique way to use lotion - wrap them up with some nice paper and a ribbon for a classy, homeade gift.

There you go. Still super easy, fun and you can customize scents or oils to your hearts content. They make really nice gifts, too, which is perfect for the holidays!


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"As You Desire" by Connie Brockway


A charming scoundrel with a dark and painful past

Desdemona "Dizzy" Carlisle, a language prodigy who can read (but not speak) 12 languages (including just about every dead language) lives in Cairo with her grandfather and an assorted, slightly off kilter antiquities-mad expatriate community in Cairo. Her best friend, and often worst enemy, is the brilliant, charming, unscrupulous Harry Braxton, antiquities dealer and all around scoundrel extraordinaire. What she doesn't realize is that he hides a heart that beats with true love for her, a love he hides because of a deep, dark secret and a painful past, one which has caught up with him and Dizzy. But in a funny way, because this is a Brockway comedy. Will he be able to screw up the nerve to onfess his love for her? And when is he going to do this, with the two of them constantly being kidnapped and his disgustingly romantic cousin visitng from the Old Country, seducing her with visions of constipated looking heroes and crumbling English manors?

I forgot just how good this book is - Brockway is one of the best writers out there and unusual in her ability to do both light comedy and dark, angsty romance with equal skill. "As You Desire" is the former, although it has an emotional depth that's rare in just about any genre. It also has one of my favorite heroes - Harry Braxton, who comes across at first as a brilliant and charming if unscrupulous scallawag. Then you get to know him and the deep, dark secret that scarred him and stands in the way of his love for Dizzy... but has also made him the man he is. Harry is tortured without being angsty, a real hero who's overcome a difficult and painful past and become a generous man who lives with joy. However, a large part of his joy comes from his love for Dizzy and the big question in the book is: Can he be brave enough to trust her with his secret? And will she reject him (of course not, dummy!) Nobody in the book succumbs to a sudden lowering of IQ when the dreaded "big misunderstanding" arrives on the scene - instead, there's a real problem with real people trying to overcome their insecurities in that most dangerous of times - when you're in love. This is one of the most satisfying books I've ever read of any genre: excellent writing and sparkling dialogue; laugh out loud humor; 3 dimensional, sympathetic characters (including some fabulous secondary characters, and a lovely little secondary romance). And, it does what the very best romances (and fiction) does: take us on a journey of heartfelt emotion and personal growth.

Conclusion: Recommended for anyone - honestly, who doesn't love a scallawag? I'd even recommend this to people who say they don't like romances. In fact, I'd recommend just about any Connie Brockway book.

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Monday, November 24, 2008

"Firestarter" by Stephen King



A short, tight, and truly horrific tale told by a master
Andy McGee and little 8 year old Charlie are on the run from evil government agency, The Shop. While still in college, he and his wife were the subject of a secret government test in which he could have sworn several people died but they just disappeared, as if they'd never existed. Now, years later, the two of them have developed strange abilities but that's nothing compared to their little girl who starts fires when she gets upset. For all this time they've managed to hide their new abilities from the agents who are still watching them but when Charlie goes to a friends house to spend the night, the agents panic and, after torturing her, kill Charlie's mother, setting off a chain of events that leads to Andy and Charlie desperate and on the run. The net is closing in, but the government may not be the worst of their dangers, because Charlie's talent is growing exponentially, and it's hungry...

One of the things I love about King is, being a child of the 60's, he has the right attitude toward various things from race issues to the government. The only place he falls down is in his attitude towards fat people but the understanding that people aren't fat because they're lazy slobs who eat too much isn't exactly common even now, after all the new studies and the burgeoning size acceptance movement, so I can forgive him that especially since his attitude is so good in so many other areas. Various governments, the US being prominent among them, have perpetrated some truly notorious acts on the unsuspecting populace, like the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment or the CIA testing of LSD on clients of prostitutes. Of course, pyrokinesis is science fiction, like the aliens of X-Files, but the fact that the government is pretty effing shady is science fact.

Firestarter reads more like a short story than one of King's typical epics. This isn't a bad thing - King is great at the short, sweet (or bitter) nugget and this is a pitch perfect example. Like all his stories, his plotting is riveting; characters have depth, many of them you truly care for and wish you could meet; his writing is sharp, with the occasional stunningly poetic imagagery. The reason I gave it 4 stars instead of 5 is, despite the story's perfection, I felt a distance from it. Maybe it was the unrelieved horror of Andy and Charlie's experience - from the very beginning all the way up until the ambiguous ending their story is one of unrelenting terror, pain, betrayal (both of self and by others) and sheer exhaustion. Because of the story, and because you truly like Andy and Charlie, you feel compelled to find out what happened but it felt like the exercise in endurance it was for them.

Conclusion: Highly recommended, but only for those not faint of heart.

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

I hate to say "I told you so" but



I told you so

From Jeremy Scahill This is Change? 20 Hawks, Clintonites and Neocons to Watch for in Obama's White House:

"What happened to all this talk about change?" a member of the Clinton foreign policy team recently asked the Washington Post. "This isn't lightly flavored with Clintons. This is all Clintons, all the time."

Amid the euphoria over Obama's election and the end of the Bush era, it is critical to recall what 1990s U.S. foreign policy actually looked like. Bill Clinton's boiled down to a one-two punch from the hidden hand of the free market, backed up by the iron fist of U.S. militarism. Clinton took office and almost immediately bombed Iraq ostensibly in retaliation for an alleged plot by Saddam Hussein to assassinate former President George H.W. Bush). He presided over a ruthless regime of economic sanctions that killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, and under the guise of the so-called No-Fly Zones in northern and southern Iraq, authorized the longest sustained U.S. bombing campaign since Vietnam.

Under Clinton, Yugoslavia was bombed and dismantled as part of what Noam Chomsky described as the "New Military Humanism." Sudan and Afghanistan were attacked, Haiti was destabilized and "free trade" deals like the North America Free Trade Agreement and the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade radically escalated the spread of corporate-dominated globalization that hurt U.S. workers and devastated developing countries. Clinton accelerated the militarization of the so-called War on Drugs in Central and Latin America and supported privatization of U.S. military operations, giving lucrative contracts to Halliburton and other war contractors. Meanwhile, U.S. weapons sales to countries like Turkey and Indonesia aided genocidal campaigns against the Kurds and the East Timorese.

The prospect of Obama's foreign policy being, at least in part, an extension of the Clinton Doctrine is real. Even more disturbing, several of the individuals at the center of Obama's transition and emerging foreign policy teams were top players in creating and implementing foreign policies that would pave the way for projects eventually carried out under the Bush/Cheney administration. With their assistance, Obama has already charted out several hawkish stances. Among them:

-- His plan to escalate the war in Afghanistan;

-- An Iraq plan that could turn into a downsized and rebranded occupation that keeps U.S. forces in Iraq for the foreseeable future;

-- His labeling of Iran's Revolutionary Guard as a "terrorist organization;"

-- His pledge to use unilateral force inside of Pakistan to defend U.S. interests;

-- His position, presented before the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), that Jerusalem "must remain undivided" -- a remark that infuriated Palestinian officials and which he later attempted to reframe;

-- His plan to continue the War on Drugs, a backdoor U.S. counterinsurgency campaign in Central and Latin America;

-- His refusal to "rule out" using Blackwater and other armed private forces in U.S. war zones, despite previously introducing legislation to regulate these companies and bring them under U.S. law.



(http://www.commondreams.org/view/2008/11/20-6)

Then he goes on to give backgrounds on people like Joe Biden and Rahm Emmanuel and the other hawks.

Told you so

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

"Dragonshadow" by Barbara Hambly


A great character driven fantasy continues

John Aversin, Thane of the beleaguered abandoned backwater Alyn Hold, and his lady, dragon wizard Jenny Waynest, returned from their adventures in "Dragonsbane" to live happily ever after, or so both readers and characters hoped. But life has no happy endings, especially in the harsh Winterlands. Aversin has spent his whole life protecting the people of this land. He risked his life for his king and brought back books and soldiers from the southern capital. Now the newly filled garrisons are under seige by a huge bandit army, an army with a mage. And if that wasn't enough another dragon has appeared - even if it doesn't kill his people, they'll starve to death if he doesn't stop it's predations on their flocks.

And things are going to get even worse. After a thousands years of (relative) peace, demons have found a way back to the land of men. They're coming after mages... starting with John and Jenny's young mageborn son!

See the review for "Dragonsbane" for the review - it's the same for the entire Winterlands series.

Be sure to start read the books in order:
1. Dragonsbane (ISBN: 9780345349392)
2. Dragonshadow (ISBN: 9780345421883)
3. Knight of the Demon Queen (ISBN: 9780345421906)
4. Dragonstar (ISBN: 9780345441713)

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"Dragonsbane" by Barbara Hanmbly


The first book of one of the best character driven fantasy series ever written


Well, here it is: the book that started everything! Or at least one of the best fantasy series ever! This was the first Barbara Hambly book I ever read, waaay back when, that got me hooked on this fabulous writer. It's the tale of a pair of unconventional lovers in a sort of Dark Ages land: John Aversin - the only living Dragonsbane, and the quirky, bespectacled Thane of Alyn Hold - and his lover; Jenny Waynest, the cool, distant Witch of Frost Fell. When the king's son comes to the backwater Winterlands, begging decidedly un-heroic Aversin to slay the black dragon, John agrees. The last (and only) dragon he killed almost killed him, but he hopes that this will be a way to convince the king to send the troops his land so desperately needs. Unfortunately, between the patronizing, pettily obnoxious aristocrats of the king's court; a racist populace in uproar over the dragon displaced gnomes and an evil hidden mage, he and Jenny find that the dragon is the least of their worries!

Hambly, a historian, does an amazing job of illustrating what it's like to live in a land with no law, especially one so dangerous and unforgiving that merely surviving is difficult, and far too often impossible. What does it mean to live in an abandoned land? Years ago, the king of the southern capital withdrew his troops and never sent them back. Not only does this mean that protection from raiders and bandits is left to local chieftains like John, it means knowledge itself is lost. Lack of security and the hardscrabble struggle for simple survival means books get used for kindling, papering walls and toilet paper. People's lives become smaller and more circumscribed as trade and travel diminishes. The world shrinks and becomes cruder and more brutal. John, not only a leader and the representative of law but a scholar who mourns the disappearance of knowledge, is willing to risk his life in a desperate gamble to stop the slow dissolution of civilization.


[Note: This review is the same for all 4 books of the Winterlands series.]

Aahhh... This is what I mean by a good Hambly book! No! A great Hambly book! This is probably my favorite Hambly series, and one of my favorite series of all time. What makes Barbara Hambly books so wonderful is that not only are her stories nail biting-ly thrilling but you come to love the characters. I'd compare her to Stephen King - they both write exciting stories that have you snapping when they (dare!) try to interrupt, and they both write emotional, three dimensional characters, often outsiders, you truly come to care for. And like all great character driven stories, they change and grow and learn. When you close the last page, you feel like you've completed an epic journey, one where your inner journey is at least as important as the outer. Even the dragon grows!

Like all the great stories it's a hard, often heart-rending journey, but one told with some beautiful prose. I can't say much more without spoiling the story - you'll just have to read it yourself.

Be sure to start read the books in order:
1. Dragonsbane (ISBN: 9780345349392)
2. Dragonshadow (ISBN: 9780345421883)
3. Knight of the Demon Queen (ISBN: 9780345421906)
4. Dragonstar (ISBN: 9780345441713)


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Further journeys into our local health food store


One of the things that’s so great about natural body care is the sheer volume of skin and health loving ingredients you can replace those nasty, chemical filled stews with… and many of them are waiting for you in your health food store! Today we’re going to the salad dressing aisle: EVOO is great but let’s see what else we’ve got here. Again, many of these are available from better supermarkets, drugstores, or places like GNC. Or for those of us lucky enough to have a Trader Joe's nearby, you can find most of these there, too.

Almond Oil: An emollient oil rich in vitamins and minerals, good for softening the skin and skin conditions like eczema, psoriasis and other dry, itchy, inflamed skin conditions. Useful for burns and thread veins. A lubricating oil, which makes it work well as a massage oil or as a baby oil for the diaper area, but it goes rancid very quickly so you need to use antioxidants, like vitamin E or mix it with stable oils.

Coconut oil: This is probably the first thing I’d recommend adding to your natural body care regime after ACV and Dr. Bronner’s. Unless it was jojoba oil, but we’ll talk about that later. Besides, coconut oil is cheaper than jojoba… and it smells great!

Coconut oil is good for dry, itchy, sensitive skin. It light and doesn’t clog pores – it absorbs quickly into skin, making it good for oily skin types. It resists rancidity and lasts almost forever which makes it a great addition to oils like almond oil which have health benefits (and, in the case of almond oil, are super cheap) but oxidize (i.e. go rancid) quickly. I often use it straight as I come out of the shower and leave the bathroom smelling like a Girl Scout Samoa cookie.

Flax Seed Oil: Flax seed oil is commonly used by the health conscious because it’s a great source of omega-3 oils. Omega-3 is an essential fatty acid – human’s can’t produce this fatty acid ourselves so it’s essential that we get it from an external source. The fact that we absorb what we put on our skin works to our advantage in this case, but you should be sure to take something like flax seed supplement, or fish oil, or eat walnuts (another good oil for skin care), too.

Flax seed oil is nourishing, anti-aging and helps with skin conditions like eczema, psoriasis and rosacea. It’s a very fragile oil and oxidizes rapidly – buy small amounts, keep it in the fridge and use anti-oxidants, otherwise you’ll be aging your skin by slathering free radicals all over it. Not what you want to do. I’d recommend using it in small amounts in a more stable oil, like coconut or jojoba. Besides, the stuff is to thick and smelly to put on your skin straight! But in small amounts it’s a good, nourishing addition.

Grapeseed Oil: Grapeseed oil is a light, astringent, penetrating oil that’s full of vitamins, antioxidants, minerals, linoleic acid and other essential fatty acids. It’s good for dry, damaged or aging skin but is light and non-greasy so it’s also good for problem skin that tends towards acne.

Hazelnut Oil: Another light, penetrating oil that’s slightly astringent (and hence good for oil/problem skin.) It’s high in essential fatty acids and soothing and healing for dry, irritated skin. It tones skin and encourages cell regeneration and circulation. It also protects against UV radiation.

Hemp Seed Oil: Hemp seed oil heals skin lesions, dry skin, inflammation and other skin damage. Use hemp seed in low concentration – like flax seed, this is a thick oil with a strong smell.

Jojoba Oil
: Jojoba oil is a great, all around oil to use for almost all skin types. It’s a healing, nourishing oil that has antioxidant properties and is good for inflamed skin, psoriasis, eczema or any sort of dermatitis. It’s also good for oily, problem/acne skin since it helps control excess sebum.

Macadamia Nut Oil: A stable oil high in antioxidants. Good for all skin types but particularly good for dry/mature skin because of it’s high palmitoleic acid content – palmitoleic acid, like human sebum, protects the skin. Like squalane, palmitoleic acid is found in human sebum when you’re young but levels drops as you age. In France they use macadamia nut oil on sunburns. It penetrates and hydrates quickly, tones aged or dry skin, is softening and healing.

Pecan Oil: a light yet rich, nourishing oil. It’s a moisturizing oil for mature and/or dry skin.

Walnut Oil: Walnut oil is high in linoleic acid and helps to regenerate, tone and moisturize damaged or dry skin. It’s good for wrinkles and skin problems like eczema, and helps heal dry, damaged or sunburned skin. It should be used in 10 – 15% concentrations in anti-aging and skin toning lotions.

List of problems and oils:

Dry skin: almond, coconut, grapeseed, hazelnut, macadamia, pecan, walnut

Oily skin: coconut, grapeseed, hazelnut, macadamia

Sensitive skin: coconut

Damaged/mature skin: flax seed, grapeseed, hazelnut, hemp, macadamia, pecan, walnut

Irritated skin/eczema/psoriasis: almond, coconut, flax seed, hazelnut, hemp, jojoba, walnut

Acne: grapeseed, hazelnut, jojoba

Sun protection: coconut (resists rancidity), grapeseed (antioxidant), hazelnut (especially good - they've done studies), jojoba (resists rancidity), macadamia (antioxidant)

Many of these items will be with the salad oils but some of them are scattered around the store in other places – for example hemp and flax seed is usually in the supplement section. And not all stores have all everything I’ve listed here but that’s ok, you’ll find plenty to keep you occupied.

To use: mix a blend of the oils of your choice and use in place of lotion. Pick oils that are appropriate for you own skin – oils like macadamia nut or hazelnut for oil/problem skin, walnut, EVOO or almond oil for dry, damaged skin. After showering rub it into wet skin and pat dry, and keep a bottle with you – when your hands get dry rub a few drops into your skin. This is very concentrated so you don’t need much.

But most especially… Try some good, all natural, cold-pressed coconut oil for a quick trip to the tropics. Ahhhhh…

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Monday, November 17, 2008

The doctor is in the house




Our basic repertoire of baking soda, ACV and EVOO is fine but personally, I think we should add a couple of items to our list. We don’t have to go far, just our local health food store! You can even find some of these items in your drugstore (if it’s a really good one, like my little Russian drugstore on the corner that stocks health food and herbs and such) or your supermarket, again if it’s really good, and there are really good places all over!

The main reason why I’d recommend making a trip to your local health food store is because as good as baking soda is as a shampoo (I use nothing else), let’s face it, there are parts of your body that don’t have enough oil to use it effectively. And they're our stinkiest bits, of course so the first item on the list is:

Dr. Bronner’s liquid castile soap: It’s all natural! It’s SLS free! It’s paraben free! It comes in many flavors! It’s easy to use! If you get the Baby Mild (i.e. unscented) version you can add your own EO (essential oil) blends for their health benefits or simply because you like the smell. But first, why is commercial soap bad? And what in tarnashun is SLS???

SLS
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (SLS) is a cheap, harsh detergent used in garages to clean oil off the floor. Cosmetics companies love it because it’s cheap and it foams like the dickens, which makes consumers happy because we tend to equate foam with effectiveness. It’s very alkaline (which we don’t want our skin to be, remember?) It strips the skin of protective oils and is very harsh and drying. It’s irritating – it actually corrodes the skin (!) For this reason scientists to create an allergic reaction for their studies. Some effects of SLS:

Skin irritation / skin corrosion
Hormone Imbalance
Eye irritation / eye deformities in children
Protein Denaturing
Carcenogenicity (potential to cause cancer)

It’s protein denaturing. This means that the proteins of which your cells are largely made up are damaged. Besides aging the skin this can lead to skin cancer.

Parabens
What are parabens? Parabens are presevatives. They are also toxic and, like SLS, can speed up the aging process of the skin. Studies have shown that they react with UV rays in particular to speed up aging of the skin. They contribute to the formation of wrinkles, age spots and skin tone by killing off skin cells.

And besides SLS and parabens commercial soaps contain all those wonderful carcinogens and mutagens mentioned in the previous post. Bad soap! Lucky for us we have Dr. Bronner, who makes it easy for us to be sweet smelling without giving ourselves skin cancer or contact dermatitis or, worse, wrinkles (*gasp*)! And with scents ranging from almond to lavender to the ever popular peppermint who needs their stinkin’ SLS! So what if Dr. Bronner's doesn’t foam as much as commercial soaps! He beats ‘em hands down… and provides hours of hilarious bathroom reading to boot!

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More deep thoughts



... of a non political nature.

So I'm rewatching the Resident Evil trilogy for the umpteenth time with my roomate who's watching it for the first time and we get to one of those expositionary bits where they explain what zombies are and the expositioner is going, like, "The T-Virus reanimates the dead bodies, but with only the most basic of needs." [dramatic pause] "The NEED TO FEED!" DUN, DUN, DUN , DUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

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Am I the only person who goes "WTF! Why does the need to feed automatically mean 'feed of living human flesh'?" Srsly! When I've alive and feel the need to feed I don't automatically feel the urge to chomp on the nearest homo sapiens. Why would I suddenly want to do so when I'm dead? If I ever became a zombie and was left with only the most basic of needs, to feed, I'd be going:

"Uhhhnnnnn! NAAA-choooooozzzzz!" And you probably would too.

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